BS & t-shirts

I just LOVE bumper stickers and t-shirts with sayings on them.  So many wonderful, inventive, creative things have been expressed via bumper stickers and t-shirts.  Unfortunately, bumper stickers are slowly going the way of "not cool" because they make your car look "junky".  During a visit to Atlanta earlier this year, I noticed very few cars had bumper stickers.  The same for Orlando.  It's a dying way of expressing yourself.  However, not one to worry about what others think, I also like sharing my thoughts with others via bumper stickers and t-shirts.  I put my bumper stickers on magnets, then I can change them out based on my mood without damaging the resale value on my car.  Here are a few I picked up from a catalog I got the other day.  For your enjoyment...

• Speak your mind even if your voice shakes!  (This one I can personally relate to!)
• You may say I'm a DREAMER but I'm not the only one
• Reading is sexy...  (on a nightshirt)
• Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper
• Touch the Earth Gently
• Oh, no-not another learning experience!
• Lord, help me to be the person my cat thinks I am
• Not all who wander are lost
• Lord, help me be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be
• Choose to be optimistic...it feels better!  The Dalai Lama
• Change how you see, not how you look
• We are defined not only by what we create, but by what we refuse to destroy.
• The activist is not the one who says the river is dirty, but the one who cleans it up.
• Faith is a journey--not a guilt trip
• People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
• Don't assume I share your prejudices
• To be truly radical is to make hope possible rather than despair convincing
• Everything war can do, peace can do better
• Good questions outrank easy answers
• God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him
• Question reality
• God Bless the Whole World -- No Exceptions
• What about a maximum wage?
• Don't believe everything you think
• It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save our environment
• Religion is for people afraid of going to hell.  Spirituality is for those who have been there
• Sorry I missed church.  I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
• Don't get even.  Get odd.
• Remember who you wanted to be
• It's easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.  Fredrick Douglas
• Ask your doctor if medical advice from a commercial is right for you
• Bipartisanship:  I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass
• You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.  Ray Bradbury
• Zen Buddhism.  Don't even think about it